Monday, May 28, 2012

The Stuph File Program - Episode #0145

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Photo Phollies #2 - Unrequited Love

Faux Stories From Real Pictures
It was an infatuation. He loved her from afar. He did everything he could to garner her attention. But she paid him no mind.

Still, that didn’t stop her from teasing him. She lay there, alluring and naked, but oblivious to his advances.

He didn’t want to give up. He thought they were birds of a feather. Mesmerized by her beauty, he never even noticed she had no feathers.

He tried to get on her good side with gifts. He brought her food. He rose at the crack of dawn to get her an early worm. Still . . . nothing! It was clear he wasn’t going to crack this egg.

His love turned to hate and he thought of forcing the issue. But cooler heads prevailed. Long before he left the nest, his mother taught him the proper respect for women. He learned that unless someone actually said “yes” the answer is “no,” so he backed off.

Oh, she was putting herself out there. But it wasn’t for him. She was a bird with her sights on a bigger prey. She was a gold-digger after a high strutting, loud rooster. Yes, she was a cock tease!

That’s the Stuph – the way I see it.

Monday, May 21, 2012

The Stuph File Program - Episode #0144

Welcome to the latest edition of the Stuph File Program.

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Monday, May 14, 2012

The Stuph File Program - Episode #0143

Welcome to the latest edition of the Stuph File Program.

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Photo Phollies #1 - Rugratus-Teenicus

Faux Stories From Real Pictures
Rugratus-Teenicus – Latin for modern adolescent. Here is an aerial picture of one of the species taken in their most common state in their natural habitat.

Photographed at high noon in broad daylight, this picture shows where the modern adolescent is often found, in a phase of unconsciousness, yet surrounded by the tools of their culture readily at hand. Missing from view in this picture, but currently under the slumbering carcass, is the Blackberry device, which continues to receive a torrid pace of text messages even while the creature appears to be in a state of suspended animation.

Their attraction to plush surroundings is a natural instinct as it supplies not only comfort, but can also withstand a high absorption quotient of drool.

Waking one of these creatures should only be attempted by professionals and never at close range. However, scientific experiments have shown that no amount of prodding, shouting, poking or hitting will awaken the creature. What works best is the distant, almost subtle sound of a refrigerator opening. Although the quiet click of a fridge is almost undetectable in most humans, the combination of the click and the soft distant glow of the fridge’s interior light will bring the Rugratus-Teenicus to an almost instantaneous stop within eight inches of the door in a motion most similar to that of the Roadrunner stopping at birdseed.

Caution: Do not open the fridge if it is not already well stocked. Not having the proper provisions at hand when the modern adolescent surfaces can only lead to a rampage of biblical proportions.

That's The Stuph - the way I see it

Monday, May 7, 2012

The Stuph File Program - Episode #0142

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